Many think there is only one Kanye. They are mistaken. There is a Kanye East. There are Kanyes North and South. On the day which the prophets have spoken of, the world will be ready, and the lost Kanyes of legend will return. A great evil will threaten the realm, and the four Kanyes will merge as one to form a Kanye Voltron, and fight fiercely and with great valor for the future of all humanity.